I woke up and thought to myself, “He cooked me breakfast? Is that sausage I smell?” NOPE.
Then I thought, “collared greens, where did he get collard greens from?”
Then I thought I smelled a chemical… I get up, go in the kitchen and this is what I find.
THE FIRE WAS STILL ON AND SOMEBODY IS IN THE DAMN BED SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. I hope I can salvage my BRAND NEW POT! 😱😤😡
#noFilter #eggs #boiled TO DEATH.